That we don't already know from chatting with you on the site. In fact, aim for the weirdest thing you do but don't talk about, or your stupidest human trick. Joss Whedon once laughed at a joke I made while I was getting my portrait done in an apartment on Wall Street. Also I literally owe my "being funny on the Internet for money" carrer to a Mefi post I made two years which now might be responsible for a feature being relaunched and I can contribute to it.
I once had lunch with Craig Newmark of craigslist and spent 20 minutes telling him about all of my awesome websites without realizing who he was. And I made an electric guitar out of yardsticks. I have a plaster cast of my own life mask that I made when I was eighteen and it scares the crap out of me every time I come across it in our junk room. Metafilter said I was too into Captain America but then I got a highlighted blonde dye job and lost 30 pounds and got an authentic s field officer uniform and actual prop SSR pins from the first movie and then People at the costume contest thought I was Bucky Barnes and everyone else just thought I was literally on leave and that was a confusing Halloween thanks to merafilter posted by The Whelk at PM on March 29, [ 25 favorites ].
Most of those 30 pounds lost was just waking up with a cheerleader calisthenics routine set to Star Spangled Man to be honest posted by The Whelk at PM on March 29, [ 13 favorites ].
In fact, I have often fantasized about entering a hooping competition where I show up everyone by hula hooping for hours on end. Thinking about it now, though, do hooping competitions even exist? Oh, also! I'm really great at packing things into small spaces. Like, give me a box, a bunch of randomly sized objects, and you'll be shocked by how much I can fit in there. I occasionally fantasize about some competition where I can show off this skill as well.
So, to summarize: I'm pretty boring, and apparently I spend all my time fantasizing about winning nonexistent competitions. I taught myself how to throw tomahawks. And to get them to stick into things. I'm really good at sharpening tools, even shovels. A dull shovel is a travesty and a sharpened shovel is an under-appreciated joy. When you spend a lot of time digging, at least. I used to read books while riding on my bike, a habit which I kept up for several years until I ran into a parked car.
