Just ask Sam Davies, who is competing in the Vendee Globe. Sam is an extraordinarily talented British sailor with five circumnavigation races on her resume, but The Environment How is this their "first"? Haven't they known for decades what is happening with Global Warming? A new Not Sailing Oh look, a crooked Rooskie - who'd a thunk it?
It was Christmas , a year after Roman The wrong people were winning all the races. Do I need to remind you that they are all foreigners?? Chief among the orders is the immediate abolition of the port-and-starboard rule. You gotta have a fair fight. Toughest guy wins.
America First. A secondary Executive Order signed by the President removes the rules governing overlap and room at rounding marks. Dump has declared these to be an unwarranted infringement of civil rights. It should be just like in that wonderful sport UFC. You bash and barge until someone comes out in front.
Keep it simple, for chrissakes! Meanwhile, Congress has been directed to enact a new law requiring Democrat states such as New York and California to pay a levy for the wind they use during sailing events. It is understood that an additional Executive Order will soon be issued instructing the State Department to extract similar payments from any nation whose sailors benefit from wind that might have originated from continental America, Alaska, Hawaii or any other US possession.
President Dump must first make good on his promises to end the wars in Ukraine and Gaza, acquire Greenland and the Panama Canal, bring down the price of oil, reduce taxes, end inflation, make America great again, and colonize Mars.
