Whether the other person laughs aloud or rolls their eyes, you are guaranteed to get a strong reaction from them. Anyone with a good sense of humor will appreciate them. You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new.
Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. Are you a haunted house? Can you do telekinesis? One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? Are you a drill sergeant?
Because you have my privates standing at attention. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore β my face should be among them. And the ones on your face. Have you seen one? Are you a shark? Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions. Are you an archaeologist?
You are so selfish. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. My bed. Want to fix that? Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. Are you the lottery lady on TV? Are you a farmer? Do you need a stud in your life? Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. I just popped a Viagra. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
