Long before Tucker Max graced us with his literary prowess, one of our Founding Fathers penned stories of his legendary romps and sexploits in colonial America.
We are proud to present the coveted excerpts from Benjamin Franklin's recently discovered sex diaries. March 2, John and I always joked that the Lady Adams was undomesticated, but she proved it last night. Leaving the pub, we unsuccessfully attempted to hail a horse and buggy, but when the rain began, we ended up stumbling into an abandoned barn. Adams ended up taking backseat to me which ironically entailed Abigail getting backseated , and we placed her between my kite and his key.
Yes, Diary, the original Eiffel Tower. Can you believe he ended up marrying that whore? March 2. April May 1, Spring is sprung! The maidens shall be more scantily clad and randy due to warm weather. May 1. May 5, Saw Betsy again today by Independence Hall.
My warm salutations read: solicitations were greeted with a frosty demeanor. May 5. August 10, Yielded awkward questions about the intentions for my new University from Jefferson. August Must make up a clever story to throw the Missis off the trail. Maybe I'll tell her what Georgie told Martha when she suspected he was canoodling with Phyllis Wheatley. What a sly dog he is. September 1, I was having my customary tea at the Jefferson residence when their young son dashed in.
My, what a tan little lad! As the boy ran out, the servant—woman, Miss Hemings, entered. Great eagles of liberty, what a dirty wench! Seeing him eyeing her as well, I proffered my foot in the customary way underneath the table. Jefferson responded in kind. And so it was decided. Afternoon delighteth a la menage a trois. September 1. More Like This. Generation GPT. Ego of the Week: Jacob Pollack. Ego of the Week: Leo Biehl.
